Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, is in town for fashion week or for another reason, and guess what—he’s partying.
Page Six reports that on Monday night, DiCaprio attended a Galore magazine party at Up&Down in the West Village. “Ugh, I wish this party were at one of the 1Oaks, my favorite clubs owned by my friend Richie Akiva,” he probably thought. “Ugh, I wish fellow Pussy Posse member Kevin Connolly were here.” Sadly, it wasn’t and he wasn’t. (As far as I know.)
The party was in honor of Kylie Jenner, who appears on Galore magazine’s cover this month, and she had her sisters Kendall, Khloé, and Kourtney in tow. You’re probably thinking that, wow, it sounds like a real episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and guess what, idiot: it was. Who’s the smart guy, now, huh? You? Yes! You got it right.
They were filming an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, as it turns out. Leonardo DiCaprio watched them film it, allegedly, and then another person, who later spoke to Page Six, watched him watch it. This is what that person said:
“Watching DiCaprio watching the Kardashians film their show from across the room was pretty entertaining.”
Huh. Very interesting that this person thinks we care that he or she was entertained without providing any detail about what exactly was entertaining, but nevertheless, Page Six also tells us that Tyga was there, as were “DJ and designer Vashtie,” Michelle Rodriguez, and “Micah Jesse.”
Though Kylie is the Kardashian whose photo was on the magazine cover, Kendall is the Karashian who is a model, so that brings our model percentage to a devastating:
Damn. Leo, come on.