Buddy Valastro, your mom's favorite Hoboken baker and star of TLC's Cake Boss, was arrested early Thursday morning in Manhattan for suspected drunk driving. According to TMZ, Valastro—who is working hard to turn arrests and idiocy into a thriving family business—was arrested after failing "multiple" field sobriety tests and blowing "well above the legal limit."
Not included in the report was the fact that his television shows and baked goods also blow well above the legal limit.
Valastro's arrest is just the latest in a string of fuck ups and misbehaviors for TLC stars which can only mean one thing: there's clearly a TLC curse. And I think we can all agree that, since there is a TLC curse, it should come for Theresa Caputo next.
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