Kristen Stewart is Going to UCLA to be an English Major

Slouchy philanderer Kristen Stewart is about to take on her most challenging role yet: college freshman.

According to the Daily Mirror, Stewart will be enrolling as a full time freshman at UCLA this fall. According to a pal, Stewart is a "voracious reader" and therefore will be majoring in English Literature. Naturally! Stewart's background in literature is vast - she did read all four installments of the Twilight series, or so she claims.

Stewart's career tends to specialize in book to movie adaptations: you know, Snow White and the Huntsman, Into the Wild, On the Road, and The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas.