Hell hath no fury like a woman forced to film multiple enraged scenes about how her former husband who is now a woman named Caitlyn badmouthed her to Vanity Fair well over a month after the article in question is released. Kris Jenner’s fury is impressive, but especially when you consider that these scenes filmed well over a month after Caitlyn Jenner cast her as Satan’s bride.
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On Sunday night’s episode, the A-plot was Caitlyn Jenner’s sour words about Kris in her Vanity Fair article; the B-plot was Khloe’s relationship with Lamar; and the C-plot was Scott’s potential character in Kim’s video game. We only have a couple of more weeks left together, so let’s make the most of it and #leggo!
At Kris Jenner’s house, Kris speaks with her eldest child Kourtney Mary Kardashian. After marveling over her new inflatable black pool swans, Kris opens up to Kourtney about Caitlyn’s transition. Kris says that she’s “kind of numb,” but got a call from “him” the other morning asking for “his” gold medal. Caitlyn needs the medal for her Vanity Fair interview. Kris goes on to explain that Caitlyn assured her that she would set the record straight on her relationship with Kris, and not paint her in a satanic light like she did in the Diane Sawyer interview. Kris is as optimistic as she can get, which would be hard considering this scene was filmed on July 20, 2015, nearly a month and a half after Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair issue hit newsstands on 6/9/2015. As is the basis of much of this episode, Caitlyn didn’t speak too highly of Kris in the article, so props to Kris for this stellar acting job!
Kim visits Kourtney and Scott at Kourtney’s house to discuss Khloe and Lamar’s budding flirtation. Kourtney and Kim aren’t vibing with the idea of Khloe cavorting with her ex, but are comforted by the fact that since the divorce papers have been signed, Lamar can’t take a cent of Khloe’s money. Yay! Kim also asks Scott to possibly be a character in her video game. If that deal ever comes to fruition, though we’re sure it’s as dead as a doorknob now. Have fun with your model, Scott. One of Scott’s last Keeping Up With the Kardashians scenes ever was filmed on May 19, 2015.
Khloe hops on a private jet with Everybody’s Favorite Best Friend, Malika, Everybody’s Favorite Best Friend, Malika’s twin sister Khadijah, and some dude named Dorian. They’re headed to Vegas to party is up at 1Oak. Khloe informs her squad that Lamar will be in Vegas as well. Apparently, through their chats, Khloe has learned that Lamar practically lives there now. The group wonders if he’ll have the [basket]balls to show up to their event. This scene was filmed on May 22, 2015.
Kimberly Kardashian West, ill and pregnant, is in Nashville wearing a pink latex dress. Her voice is low due to laryngitis, but she is still working to promote Hype, an energy drink. More shocking than Kim’s ability and desire to put on a skintight latex dress while pregnant and dealing with a virus, is her tiny hand’s capability to adequately capture a laryngitis infused cough. However sweet that little moment was, we do advise you to use the nook of your arm the next time you need to cough, Kim. When working the press line, Kim is asked endless questions about Caitlyn and declines answering most. This scene was filmed on June 2, 2015.
Still in Nashville, Kim lounges on a couch and calls Kris. Kris is pissed at the Vanity Fair article, and claims that Caitlyn (or Bruce as Kris calls her) can “go fuck himself.” Kris also wishes she “never met him.” In Kris’ eyes, Caitlyn didn’t do a good enough job defending Kris in her article, and made Kris out to look like a vile human. That’s gotta suck. Oh well! Like Scene 7, this scene was filmed on June 2, 2015.
Scene 9: Filmed on May 22, 2015
In Vegas, Khloe and her squad ~*party it up*~ as they sit down and drink. Things are all well and good until Lamar shows up at the club. Khloe immediately becomes uncomfortable and decides to go back to their hotel room where they can have harmless, stupid fun. This fun includes dragging Everybody’s Favorite Best Friend, Malika, across a hotel room floor. Like Scene 6 this scene was filmed on May 22, 2015.
At Kourtney’s house, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim discuss Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair article. The girls analyze the article and some of the negative things Caitlyn says about Kris. Khloe refuses to fully support Caitlyn until Caitlyn can fully support Kris. According to Khloe, the Kardashian/Jenner Klan has a strict No Bashing Allowed policy, and that’s especially true when it comes to bashing parents. Homegirl really can’t seem to wrap her mind around Caitlyn’s words, because she’s been thinking hard about the article for nearly a month. Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair issue hit newsstands on 6/9/2015 almost a month before this conversation which was filmed on July 1, 2015.
Kim Kardashian West treks her way from Calabasas, California to Malibu, California to visit Caitlyn. This isn’t a social call, but more like a verbal cease and desist order. Kim tells Caitlyn that she has to chill with this Kris Jenner slander, and find something else to talk about. Though, it’s pretty offensive that this is recycled footage from I Am Cait, we could hear Kim tell Caitlyn that she made it sound like Kris “beat the shit out of [her],” every Sunday at 8/7c. Kim and Caitlyn’s come to Kris conversation was filmed on June 11, 2015.
If you want more of me you’ll have to take a picture because it lasts longer. I’m out for this week, but come see about ya girl next Monday for another KUWCaitlyn Jenner’s Enemies re-cap on #KUWTKE. #BubbaSparks
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