What do dads say? Probably something like, “The game’s on!” Right? Another classic thing dads say is: “Ask your mother.” You can hear it now. Or maybe they say, “GET OFF THE LINE!” if they need to use the phone for business, and here you are talking to your friend about what? Nothing. But what do dads say if they see your penis and it’s big?
A good question.
Earlier this month, Justin Bieber unveiled his penis to the world in a stunning display that finally proved, after months of speculation, that his penis is not small but is instead bigger than small.
Soon after, his nightmare father tweeted “what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy :warm smile emoji:” which Gawker reporter and—full disclosure—work acquaintance Jordan Sargent pasted into a blog post appropriately titled “I Want to Die.”
What does Justin Bieber think about that? Well, I’ll tell you. Bieber recently broke his silence about his father’s tweet on the Zach Sang & The Gang radio show, whatever that is, saying, via Us Weekly:
“I thought it was hilarious. ‘What do you feed that thing,’” Bieber quipped in his latest interview of his dad’s brow-raising tweets. “It’s such a dad thing to say. When I found out people were hating on him for saying that, I was like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ What dad wouldn’t be proud of that? It’s not like he’s saying it to an 11-year-old. I’m 21 years old.”
So, you see? He’s a grown-up, and that’s just a proud daddy thing to say on Twitter about your little grown-up’s penis. Classic dad thing from a classic dad. Nice, really. :warm smile emoji: