Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Is the Best Thing He's Ever Done

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Is the Best Thing He's Ever Done

We all knew Justin Bieber was a smirky little prick. What we didn't know is that he's a hilarious smirky little prick. Now, thanks to this just-leaked deposition video, we have proof.

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Original post by Lacey Donohue on Defamer

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

Justin Bieber gives the performance of a lifetime in the greatest deposition video you'll ever see. Watch and witness the incredible process of Bieber earning—hands down—the award for Tiniest, Most Insolent Asshole.

In Miami last week for a deposition in connection to a battery lawsuit filed in June by photographer Jeffrey Binion, an annoyed Bieber commits to record his feelings about film (he prefers traditional formats), Katie Couric (thumbs down), Usher (huh?), and ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez (shut the fuck up).

In the video obtained by TMZ, Binion's lawyer, identified as Mark DiCowden, asks Bieber many questions. Bieber answers them as well as anyone with Bieber's haircut could.

He smiles like an asshole:

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

He scowls like an asshole:

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

He expresses heartbreak like an asshole:

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

And he looks into the camera and adjusts his collar. Like the World's Funniest, Smuggest Asshole:

Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's World's Funniest Asshole

But the best part of the video is when he's asked about Usher's "instrumental" role in launching his career. Bieber, confused by anything with four syllables, looks right at the camera and replies, "I was found on YouTube ... I think I was detrimental to my own career."

So detrimental. And so, so good.

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