The above photo is one of three that mother and designer of the Jessica Simpson Collection® Jessica Simpson posted during the wee hours of Sunday morning, presumably after watching Fifty Shades of Grey at the Regency Valley Plaza 6 with her husband, former NFL tight end Eric Johnson. She captioned the photo, "V-Day #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON."

Oh, Jessica!

Though her husband's face is not visible in the shot, you can see that it is his hand holding her lifted leg and palming her ass in the comfort of their own cozy-looking home.

The second photo in the Instagram triptych, captioned simply "#FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON," features Jessica and her Johnson shot dramatically in black and white, because it'll look like kinda gray that way, like Fifty Shades of Grey, y'know what I mean, babe?

And though the final shot does not feature spanking, it is perhaps the most intimate. "I'm so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON," reads the caption.

Aww. A commenter responds, "I really don't want to see when your husband is giving you satisfaction. That is to [sic] private for me!"

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson on her healthy, exciting, married sex life, and best of luck to the nanny who was forced to capture it on film.

[Photo via Instagram]