​Jason London Can Legally Say He Never Shit His Pants In a Police Car

Dazed and Confused star Jason London can now deny the fact that he pooped himself in the back of a cop car, even though he admittedly pooped himself in the back of a cop car.

Last January, London was arrested for disorderly conduct in Arizona after allegedly punching a bouncer. According to TMZ:

On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch."

Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."

In July, London pled guilty to the disorderly conduct charges and he was ordered to attend an alcohol treatment program.

TMZ reports on Tuesday that London has finally completed a 16-hour alcohol education course and, as a result, the disorderly conduct conviction has been wiped from his record. Basically, London intentionally shit himself, pled guilty to doing it, and now he can say it never happened. What a world! If only everyone's pants-shitting stories could be erased as easily.

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