If 50 Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan ever tries to give you grapes, please be careful, because those grapes are actually Mr. Dornan's dick and balls. In an interview with GQ UK, the actor revealed to and warned the world that his ostensibly unique genitals often masquerade as a mom-approved snack high in vitamins K and C.
While discussing filming the sex scenes in 50 Shades, Dornan explained:
Your dignity is intact as much as it's all tucked away in a little flesh-coloured bag... As a guy you put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes and it's tucked away.
1) What is wrong with Dornan's private parts that causes them to resemble grapes in any capacity, and 2) I hope you can enjoy those sex scenes now that you know there is nothing behind them but a little bag of grapes.
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