Despite a recent drop in model percentage at the party that is Leonardo DiCaprio's life, the cargo-shorted film star has been enjoying endless summer for years now, answering to no one but his own beard. Taylor Swift, who sang a song at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show one time but is not a model, is reportedly prepared to destroy all of that.

The National Enquirer claims that Tayla has picked Leo as her "next conquest," going so far as to have her manager arrange an interview with him so she can "put him to the test." The boyfriend test.

According to the Enquirer, Tay has been texting Leo, or someone she believes to be Leo, "non-stop." Leo will be her next boyfriend, and they will watch Titanic together every night with her cats and she will never let go, reportedly.

Neither party has confirmed this rumor (Leo, currently on a "super yacht" near St. Barts with at least six models, is perhaps unaware of it). But a source "close" to Leo tells Gossip Cop that the story is "dumb." Which yeah, it would be. Real dumb for Leo DiCaprio.

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