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New York City Just Gives Up on Subway Service

New York City Just Gives Up on Subway Service #rants #newyork

<em>Project Runway</em>: Fashion Weak

Project Runway: Fashion Weak #recaps #projectrunway

The NBC-Bashing Jokes of <em>30 Rock</em>: Green Week Is a Stupid Idea

The NBC-Bashing Jokes of 30 Rock: Green Week Is a Stupid Idea #30rocks #30rock

Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga

Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga #violence #judelaw

New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil

New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil #hellskitchen #recessionomics

Confessed Teen Killer's Social Networking Hobbies: 'Killing People'

Confessed Teen Killer's Social Networking Hobbies: 'Killing People' #truecrime #alyssabustamate

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Fox News Just Can't Stop Responding to Jon Stewart's Comedy Program #notproductive #foxnews

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  • Thursday - January 10, 2008
  • #seriousbusiness

    Pro Tip: Don't Liveblog Your Divorce

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  • Yesterday - November 20, 2009
  • #clips

    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

    Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel]
    08:00 PM
    6,318
    59

    By Tracie
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. [Jezebel]
    05:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #roguetrip

    Did The Liberal Media "Interrogate" A Conservative Teen? [Jezebel]

    01:20 PM
    8,572
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  • #tv

    Conan O'Brien Teaches Kirstie Alley a Lesson About Dissing People Over Twitter [Gawker.TV]

    11:11 AM
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  • Thursday - November 19, 2009
  • #roguetrip

    Six Scary Quotes From Sarah Palin's Book Tour [Jezebel]

    04:40 PM
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  • #crudelecorvettewatch

    Crudele Corvette Watch: How You Can Dent A New 'Vette And Annoy A NY Post Writer [Jalopnik]

    04:30 PM
    8,592
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  • #compilations

    Nicolas Cage: The Worst Actor of His Generation [Gawker.TV]

    02:41 PM
    21,595
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  • #cute

    The Tumblr Proposal That Every Internet Geek You Know is Talking About [Gawker.TV]

    11:16 AM
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  • Wednesday - November 18, 2009
  • #mediameltdowns

    Wrestling Still Real On One Misguided Continent

    It's laughable that some American newspapers put pro wrestling in the sports section, but it could be worse. It could be in the news section, as it is for one Aussie paper that doesn't seem to understand it's fake. [Deadspin]
    08:00 PM
    16,552
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    By Barry Petchesky
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

    If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel]
    02:40 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #strangeencounters

    Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton

    This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton. [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
    16,562
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    By Jenna
  • Tuesday - November 17, 2009
  • #coverlies

    December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In

    Michelle Obama, Rihanna, Serena Williams, Amy Poehler, and Maria Shriver are all fantastic choices for the cover of Glamour. Too bad they all have to share the December issue so Jessica Simpson can get her own month. [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
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    By Margaret
  • #tv

    The Many Faces of The City's Erin Kaplan

    Unless you watch The City, you may not recognize Erin Kaplan's name. And if you do watch The City, you may not immediately recognize Erin Kaplan's face — she has several, and she likes to make them. A lot. [Gawker.TV]
    12:30 PM
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    By Sergio Hernandez
  • #bookreview

    Going Rogue: It's All About The Insults

    Sarah Palin isn't a policy wonk or an expert in metaphor. But Going Rogue, which I read last night, reveals what she's really good at: dissing people. After the jump, jabs at Ashley Judd, Vogue, liberals, and yes, Levi. [Jezebel]
    10:00 AM
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    By Anna N.
  • Monday - November 16, 2009
  • #carpocalypse

    Why Do Republicans Hate American Automakers?

    A German company is battling with a Japanese one to become the world's biggest automaker. Italians own Chrysler. It's like World War II except we're losing. So why are Republicans suddenly on the side of the automotive Axis powers? [Jalopnik]
    04:30 PM
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    By Matt Hardigree
  • #invogue

    Anna Wintour Wants Some Of That Obama Web Magic

    Vogue editor Anna Wintour's affection for all things Obama appears to extend beyond magazine covers, fundraisers, and joining a committee: Now, we've learned, Wintour and publishing director Tom Florio have hired the President's favored Web strategists. [Jezebel]
    03:20 PM
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    By Irin
  • #maghag

    Vogue Really Wants Clinton To Care About Clothes

    After a false start during her presidential campaign, Vogue finally got its interview and accompanying Annie Leibovitz shoot with Hillary Clinton. And, praise God, Clinton is no longer denying her femininity, as Anna Wintour accused her of doing last year. [Jezebel]
    10:00 AM
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    By Irin
  • Friday - November 13, 2009
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." [Jezebel]
    05:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #maghag

    Spot The Plus-Size Model In Glamour

    How's that "body image revolution" going for Glamour? Baby steps, but moving forward. [Jezebel]
    04:20 PM
    38,034
    122

    By Irin
  • Thursday - November 12, 2009
  • #coverlies

    Marie Claire: This Month, Try Settling For A Lesser Man

    The December Marie Claire highlights the holiday season's newest trend: hanging onto the significant others you can't stand. [Jezebel]
    02:40 PM
    20,033
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    By Cheryl
  • Wednesday - November 11, 2009
  • #foxfire

    Megan Fox's Minders Are Worried Women Don't Like Her

    We aren't the only ones pondering Megan Fox's appeal (or lack thereof) to women — it's also stressing out her reps, says a forthcoming New York Times Magazine cover story. [Jezebel]
    06:00 PM
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    By Irin
  • #soapscum

    Sneak Peek: James Franco Joins General Hospital Cast

    James Franco has signed on for a two-month stint on General Hospital. Beginning on November 20th, he'll play a mysterious, death-obsessed artist—clad in all-black—who witnesses a murder and begins fucking with the residents of Port Charles. [Jezebel]
    03:40 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays

    Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. [Jezebel]
    02:00 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #collectorsedition

    Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7

    Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. [Jezebel]
    01:00 PM
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    By Intern Katy
  • #licenseplates

    New ‘Empire Gold’ New York License Plates A Car Owner Shakedown

    Albany's pitching replacing all license plates with these new "Empire Gold" plates — similar to ones used between 1973 and 1986 — as a safety enhancement, citing increased visibility. Taxpayers, however, are up in arms over the mandatory $25 fee. [Jalopnik]
    10:30 AM
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    By Wes Siler
  • Tuesday - November 10, 2009
  • #filmschooled

    Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid


    Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: [Jezebel]
    04:00 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #coverlies

    Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties

    This month, Cosmo's editors were excited to discover that 71% of men like it when their female partner wants to have sex. We're more worried by what that says about the other 29%. [Jezebel]
    02:40 PM
    29,339
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    By Margaret
  • #maghag

    Readers Not That Into Self's Pseudo-Kelly Clarkson

    Self readers voted with their wallets on the notoriously Photoshopped Kelly Clarkson cover story: so far, it's the worst-selling issue of the year. Kelly's usually a crowd pleaser — so what changed? I have a theory. [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
    18,384
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    By Irin
  • #thefugitive

    Pro-Polanski Camp Accuses Emma Thompson Of "Petition Tourism"

    Organizers of the petition to release Roman Polanski are none too pleased that Emma Thompson has withdrawn her name: one is accusing her of "petition tourism." [Jezebel]
    10:00 AM
    11,323
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    By Irin
  • #wow

    Drunk Woman Passes Out in Front of an Oncoming Subway Train

    Last Friday night a drunk woman in Boston fell on the tracks of an oncoming T Train and nearly died. According to the train conductor, panicked Bostonians are completely indistinguishable from Boston sports fans. [Gawker.TV]
    09:43 AM
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    By Mike Byhoff
  • Monday - November 9, 2009
  • #mondayhate

    The New York Times Columnist Who's Helping To Ruin The Future

    Why is John Tierney so skeptical, and yet so gullible? The New York Times' science columnist is one of the most vocal global-warming doubters in the media, but when it comes to Ray Kurzweil's Singularity and geo-hacking, he's suddenly wide-eyed. [io9]
    03:30 PM
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #thefugitive

    Emma Thompson's Name To Be Removed From Polanski Petition This Week

    Emma Thompson was on The View today to talk about her admirable work fighting sex trafficking. Strangely, the ladies didn't ask her about another case of sexual exploitation—the one Roman Polanski perpetrated and Thompson initially appeared to endorse. [Jezebel]
    03:00 PM
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    By Irin
  • Friday - November 6, 2009
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. [Jezebel]
    04:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #exclusive

    Morena Baccarin: I Am Not Obama

    We spent ten precious minutes with V's Morena Baccarin, our favorite alien visitor — and she answered all our questions, as long as they painted her in a positive light. Of course, we had to ask her if she's Obama. [io9]
    02:35 PM
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #tv

    Mika Brzezinski Has the Worst Job in Television

    Finally, we understand why Mika Brzezinski constantly looks crazed and upset: because Joe Scarborough gets his kicks from constantly humiliating and belittling his co-host. [Gawker.TV]
    01:28 PM
    13,976
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    By Whitney Jefferson
  • Wednesday - November 4, 2009
  • #naughtykitchen

    Throwdown: White House Food Sexiness Challenge

    It was like, you want cooking? I'll give you cooking: Ecco, Iron Chef is filming at the White House, Doctor Quinn and Nigella are there, and the new kitchen staff is extremely hot (in a locavore-chef-maybe-slightly-Billy-Zane-but-it's-ok sort of way.) [Jezebel]
    04:00 PM
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    By Sadie
  • #thefirstmarriage

    Obama Doc Rehashes Election, Explodes Ovaries

    Last night's HBO documentary By the People: The Election of Barack Obama, apparently didn't contain much new information about the campaign*, but it did offer more insight into the Obamas' marriage and the unbearable cuteness of the first daughters. [Jezebel]
    03:00 PM
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    By Kate Harding
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. [Jezebel]
    01:40 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #coverlies

    Elle: Covering Hollywood, Missing Cover Lines

    First, Harper's Bazaar was missing pages now the November Elle is missing a cover line. Where's all this lost ladymag text going? [Jezebel]
    01:00 PM
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    By Cheryl
  • Tuesday - November 3, 2009
  • #suggestions

    The Supermodel's Household Savings Plan

    Stephanie Seymour's divorce from media multimillionaire Peter Brant is ongoing, but the case is revealing a wealth of information about the ex-couple's, well, wealth. Every month, Brant spends $500,000 keeping his polo ponies and $30,000 on "household supplies." [Jezebel]
    03:20 PM
    18,575
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    By Jenna
  • #commercials

    The Best of Shameless TV Product Placement

    With DVR's zipping through commercials, advertisers are struggling to get viewers to see what amazing products viewers should be using. If we're not watching commercials, how can we possibly know that Stride® gum lasts so indelibly long? [Gawker.TV]
    09:10 AM
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    By Mike Byhoff
  • Monday - November 2, 2009
  • #showandtell

    Levi Johnston Threatens To "Destroy" Sarah Palin

    Tonight, Levi Johnston joined The Insider panel, where he claimed that he has damaging dirt on Sarah Palin. He's pissed that Sarah is trying to keep him from his son, and is using his "insider" information as a power play. [Jezebel]
    08:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #todayincatalogs

    Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog

    A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving. [Jezebel]
    01:40 PM
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    By Dodai
  • Friday - October 30, 2009
  • #theroad

    "The Road" Is Lined With Dismal Sayings, Skulls On Sticks In New Trailer

    Thanksgiving will see you giving thanks that you're not living in the movie adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road, judging from the ultra-bleak new trailer. Takeaway message: the world is dying, and pleasant dreams mean you've given up on living. [io9]
    07:00 PM
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    By Charlie Jane Anders
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment. [Jezebel]
    04:00 PM
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    By Tracie
  • #coverlies

    Vogue: It Is Easy Being Green... If You Live In The Chelsea Hotel

    Behind its Photoshop-of-Horrors cover, this month's Vogue is packed with the type of supposedly socially responsible content that's been its wont lately. But as regular Vogue readers already know, everything — including social responsibility — is easier when you're rich. [Jezebel]
    02:00 PM
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    By Anna N.
  • Thursday - October 29, 2009
  • #chartporn

    Research Reveals That Apocalyptic Stories Changed Dramatically 20 Years Ago

    Most major religions, going back thousands of years, tell stories about the End of the World. And post-apocalyptic fiction is perennially popular. So why, in the last twenty years, has the apocalypse ceased to matter? [io9]
    03:14 PM
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    By Chanda Phelan
  • #coverlies

    Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems

    Good news, ladies: The November issue of Glamour features its much-ballyhooed plus-sized photoshoot, meaning that being bigger than a sample size is finally acceptable (though readers' faces, wardrobes, and sex lives still need some work). [Jezebel]
    01:00 PM
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    By Margaret
  • Wednesday - October 28, 2009
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel]
    02:40 PM
    48,051
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    By Dodai
  • Tuesday - October 27, 2009
  • #linesofquestioning

    Gail Collins: "The Revolution Will Be Achieved When No One Has To Do The Ironing"

    New York Times columnist Gail Collins—the paper's first female editorial page editor—has written a chronicle of the last 40 50 years of American women's history, When Everything Changed: The Amazing Journey of American Women from 1960 to the Present. [Jezebel]
    02:00 PM
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    By Doree Shafrir
  • #mommyissues

    She Said/She Said: Joyce Maynard's Daughter Takes 'Modern Love' Revenge

    Over the summer, professional sharer Joyce Maynard, well, shared an essay about her uncommunicative daughter. Ironically, now her daughter writes a rebuttal from her perspective. Because that's how families communicate, right? [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
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    By Sadie
  • #clips

    Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old

    Christina Hendricks — Mad Men's Joan — was making cocktails on Martha Stewart's show today, which should have been fun. But the segment was a little strange. [Jezebel]
    12:20 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #tablet

    Apple's Tablet Pitch To Media: It's Small Enough For A Handbag, Too Big For A Pocket

    There's excitement that Apple's in talks with Australian media companies to get content for a touchscreen reader-style product. It's not news to us, but at least there's a laugh in the size details given for the mystery device: [Gizmodo]
    09:26 AM
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    By Rosa Golijan
  • Monday - October 26, 2009
  • #coverlies

    Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air

    The November Allure has hit newsstands, and as usual, it's full of obvious instructions and beauty advice. But as a bonus, it also includes "information" on the season's most ill-conceived and inadvisable diets. [Jezebel]
    02:00 PM
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    By Cheryl
  • Friday - October 23, 2009
  • #mixedbag

    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Tyra's on-stage colonic, Tricia Walsh-Smith's freakout, Jon Gosselin's opinion on Balloon Boy, and more. [Jezebel]
    07:00 PM
    22,483
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    By Tracie
  • #mediameltdowns

    Fans, Media Recruited (And Manipulated) In Fight Over Televised Sports (Updated)

    Some media outlets want you to rage against a new lobbying organization that claims to represent sports fans, but is actually a front for satellite companies looking to destroy cable TV sports. But who is really manipulating who here? [Deadspin]
    02:00 PM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • Thursday - October 22, 2009
  • #dovtales

    Sesame Street Disavows American Apparel "Collaboration"

    When American Apparel announced it was doing a Sesame Street t-shirt line, the porntastic company told a story about how the program approached them, begging for its beloved characters to get screen-printed onto Disco Shorts, or whatever. That wasn't true. [Jezebel]
    03:00 PM
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    By Jenna
  • #coverlies

    Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake

    Why does Hilary Swank look so worried on the cover of the November Marie Claire? Maybe because she got a look at the obnoxious questions MC editor in chiefJoanna Coles was about to ask her. [Jezebel]
    01:20 PM
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    By Anna N.
  • #trickytracy

    4 Fun Facts About Madonna's Former Trainer

    Tracy Anderson may not be Madonna's trainer anymore, but she's still a total fraud. The Daily Beast has a detailed indictment of her latest escapades, from which we've chosen four. [Jezebel]
    12:40 PM
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    By Anna N.
  • #clips

    Yet Another Sign Hoda Kotb Is Going To Snap

    Today, she had to hula-hoop in front of the head of the NBC News division, "Jim." Then Kathie Lee informed her of all the things she was doing wrong. You know what I'm waiting for? [Jezebel]
    11:00 AM
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    By Dodai
  • Wednesday - October 21, 2009
  • #ragandbone

    Relatively Wise Words From Relatively Reasonable Fashion Icon

    Grace Coddington, Vogue's newly-beloved creative director, is regarded as one of fashion's straightest shooters. So what does this voice of relative reason have to say about the skinny-model question? [Jezebel]
    02:30 PM
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    By Sadie
  • #midweekmadness

    This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

    Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for juicy gossip in In Touch, Us, Life& Style, Star and Ok!. In case you hadn't heard, Nicole and Joel had a Moonie wedding! [Jezebel]
    02:00 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #mediameltdowns

    Steve Phillips Suspended After Affair With ESPN Employee

    Reports out of ESPN headquarters this morning say that "Baseball Tonight" analyst Steve Phillips is on a "leave of absence," after an affair with a 22-year-old production assistant turned into a special edition DVD release of Fatal Attraction. [Updates below.] [Deadspin]
    09:15 AM
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    By Dashiell Bennett
  • Tuesday - October 20, 2009
  • #madeinamerica

    "These Tents Are The Ellis Island Of Fashion!"

    That's IMG Fashion's Fern Mallis in HBO's new documentary Schmatta: Rags to Riches to Rags. Schmatta, which premiered last night, isn't for the faint of heart, but it's fascinating and important... and has a hefty dose of Kathie Lee: [Jezebel]
    06:00 PM
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    By Sadie
  • #roundups

    10 Things You Need to Know About Apple's New Stuff

    Cupertino released a lot of new products today, and it was easy to miss something in the press release onslaught. To stay versed in the Tome of Apple, here are 10 things you need to know: [Gizmodo]
    05:00 PM
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    By Mark Wilson
  • #coverlies

    November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims

    This month's Cosmo is for "sexy bitches only," so don't read on unless you're into topless feather-dusting, armpit kissing, and hog-tying your himbo. [Jezebel]
    03:00 PM
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    By Margaret
  • #showbiz

    The Man On Nikki Finke's "Most Powerful Women In Hollywood" List

    Elle magazine's Women in Hollywood issue includes a "Power List" by Nikki Finke — the woman (who writes like a man") behind Deadline Hollywood. The blog Women In Hollywood zeroes in on Finke's list, which has one man on it. [Jezebel]
    12:30 PM
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    By Dodai
  • #maghag

    Self Editor: Photoshopped Mags Just Giving Women What They Want

    Self editor Lucy Danziger (pictured) is still making excuses for Photoshopping pop-star Kelly Clarkson. The latest: digital manipulation is simply what readers want! [Jezebel]
    12:00 PM
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    By Anna N.
  • #balloonboy

    Wife Swap Partners: Richard Heene "Abusive"; Mayumi "Kinda Crazy"

    Last night, Sheree Silver and her 15-year-old son Andrew—who appeared on Wife Swap earlier this year with the Heene family—spoke about their experiences with Balloon Family on Larry King Live. Andrew said, "Mayumi was, um, kinda crazy?" [Jezebel]
    11:00 AM
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    By Tracie
  • Monday - October 19, 2009
  • #wtf

    Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask [NSFW]

    We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). [Fleshbot]
    01:50 PM
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