Jesus Ruthie, take it easy. You got finger-banged by a guy from Glee, not How I Met Your Mother.
The dig at changing his name for something more Anglo-Saxon (Lipstein to Astin) made me uncomfortable. Yes, Virginia, there's racism in America.
Of course, it immediately brought to mind "The Social Network" where Mark Zuckerberg goes on a blog rant about his girlfriend's anglicization of her name.
I don't want to know.
That being said, you know when someone mentions food and you start getting hungry? Well, now I want to finger-bang someone.
Huh. That's pretty wild. My world has kinda been rocked right now...
...I had no clue that there are boys with the name "Skylar."