If a compilation of Arnold Schwarzenegger clips with strategically placed fart noises doesn't immediately pique your interest, I understand: we're all adults. We have bills to pay, we're increasingly worried about getting sick, we're thinking about getting a NYTimes digital subscription. But just once—because it's Friday, if for no other reason—loosen your tie, take off your high heels, put down your briefcase, close your medicine bottle, and take a look. You're going to [fart sound] love it!
Have you ever felt such a wind?
(PS: Wear headphones.)