OK, this time, it could be legit. Accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award for her old friend Woody Allen (who doesn't do award shows), Diane Keaton was bleeped for saying, "Goddamn," and who knows what else. She then burst into song — "Make New Friends," to be precise. The song is a Girl Scouts anthem, which could be real deep shade thrown at a man whose taste in younger relatives is well known. Or maybe she's drunk. Or maybe she's just an eccentric veteran actress who felt like singing a song.

My favorite thing said about this came from my colleague Max Read: "That was like a horror movie preview."