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· Joe Francis Gone Jailed, Indicted, and Busted Behind Bars.
· Larry Birkhead's moment of babydaddy truth, as prophesied by that ridiculous tattoo on his lower back.
· Grindhouse tanks, as Harvey scrambles to rebuild it shorter, stronger, and faster.
· We think the legendary prankster doth protest too much.
· Don't feel bad, Lloyd. They aren't getting any, either.
· If the disabled don't make you laugh, maybe Lee Majors will.
· South Park's snuke.
· Imus takes two bullets.
· Billboardtron: From building to billboard to building again!
· This accident smells a lot like Mischa Barton.
· You can never be too rich, too thin, or too divorced.
· Is Sanjaya just suffering from pitchiness thetans?
· "Help me battle the malicious forces trying to say my $55 million 'thanks for letting me do you all these years' present to my girlfriend is a piece of shit!"
· He's Michael Bay! He's still got the power!