"Listen, Jen, we've been out here for hours, OK? I'm at a total loss. We've tried making out, you straddling me...hell, I'm gonna go pretend to fuck that potted plant if someone doesn't take a picture soon."

"OK, OK. Can we try the one where I sit on your lap backwards, you hold your breath, and we make like we're a sex airplane?"

"Again?"

"Just once more, Vin, I have a really good feeling about it this time."

"Fine. The Break Up, coming to a movie theater near you in February 2006."

"What?"

"Oh, sorry, It's in my contract. Just had to get that in there."

• Vince Vaughn to Jennifer Aniston [Just Jared]
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