Catching the recent wave of full mammary disclosure kicked off by Tara Reid in late August, Tyra Banks once and for all disproved a persistent rumor about the provenance of her funbags:

“I’m tired of this rumor. It’s something that’s followed me forever,” the supermodel said Tuesday on “The Tyra Banks Show.”

After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC’s “Extreme Makeover” performed a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: “Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants.”

The doctor's full report should additionally prevent the spread of future rumors about the supermodel's body, as his highly sensitive medical equipment also turned up what he described as a "pretty piss-poor weave, girlfriend," but, reassuringly, no evidence of undescended testicles nor lingering traces of anal bleach were detected.

• Tyra Banks proves her breasts are real [AP]
• Tara Reid: They’re Fake And They’re Unspectacular [Defamer]

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