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Since Mischa Barton's (sadly ridiculous) lesbian-lite tongue-wrestling didn't set off the expected chain-reaction of spontaneous ejaculation in the the world's real-life Seth Cohens, Fox is bringing out the big guns to ensure the splooging up of fanboy shorts:
The force is with "The O.C." George Lucas will guest star as himself on the May 12 episode, the Fox network announced Tuesday. The "Star Wars" creator will express interest in the graphic novel of the main character, Seth Cohen.
The OC's producers are going to make sure the director's appearance moves along the show's plot and isn't simply a movie promotion speed-bump. After giving Seth encouragement for his graphic novel, Lucas will then punch out a water polo player, offer to murder Caleb Nichols, and engage in a completely unexpected, but incredibly hot, man-on-man tryst with Sandy Cohen, further complicating the surfing lawyer-patriarch's shaky marriage.
Oh yeah, before we forget: Looks like someone's bootlegged a 7-minute preview of the new Star Wars movie and posted it online. Given the obvious creativity of the Lucasfilm/Fox promotional machinery, we can't say for sure they didn't leak this themselves, despite the shaky camcorder presentation. If you look closely, you can see someone in the crowd rocking some Princess Leia-style hair Danish.
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