Perhaps enraged at his fellow Apprentices' inability to competently market a new pizza or body wash, Apprentice finalist Chris Shelton was arrested Sunday morning for disorderly conduct at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa. Or maybe the Trump acolyte was turning in an improptu, horrible audition for a possible gig as a casino greeter, a logical next step in the career of a soon-to-be-fired reality show contestant. The Donald would certainly not approve of Shelton's apparent rage at the indignity of having to pay a $20 cover charge to enter the Hard Rock's bar; rather than throw a fit, Trump would teach them a lesson by buying the casino and quickly turning it into a money-losing venture.

• "Apprentice" Finalist Arrested [The Smoking Gun]
• 'Apprentice' Shelton Contestant Arrested [AP]

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