Comedy Central has just announced that the long-awaited (read: constantly delayed) return of Chappelle's Show is being put off indefinitely. Unfortunately, they haven't gotten around to updating their website yet (above), rendering their implicit challenge to keep holding your breath a potentially life-threatening proposition. And since no post about Dave Chappelle would be complete without a pot reference (obligatory Rick James sketch reference is in the headline), part of us really wants to believe that after he cashed that $50 million check, he's just been sitting in his living room with a bag of weed the size of a bean-bag chair, giggling uncontrollably every time his bosses at Comedy Central leave a message gingerly asking when he's going to get around to making some more shows. The other part of us, of course, just wants a bag of weed as big as a bean-bag chair.

• Production of 'Chappelle's Show' Suspended [AP/ABC News]

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