While the Gawker Worldwide Blogging Concern's server were taking their tri-monthly crack holiday early yesterday evening, Marcia Cross' publicist was busy denying the rumors that the Desperate Housewife prefers the sexual apparatus of women to that of men to Entertainment Tonight. According to the flack, the whispers are "completely untrue," but Marcia is "very supportive of the gay and lesbian community." Apparently, the truth is worse than we thought. If Cross finally lands on the cover of the Advocate, she'll probably reveal that she's been living in a polyamorous Sapphic paradise in the Hills with three generations of television lesbian life-partners, with Andy Dick as her part-time rent-boy.

• 'Desperate Housewife' Denies Gay Rumors [ET on Yahoo]


• marcia cross: desperately closeted? [Defamer]

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