It is with a heavy heart that we inform you that our beloved Taradise is no more. Our spies have told us that E! has cast out Tara Reid and her globetrotting, club-hopping crew from its movable Eden, calling them back stateside (with two episodes unshot, we hear), and plunging our televisions into a postlapsarian wasteland devoid of the party-positive innocence that only a half-in-the-bag Reid could deliver. We're not exactly sure what's going to happen to the footage that's already been shot, or if any more episodes from the aborted season will air, but let's all hope for a Wilder On Tara: The Lost Taradise Parties special (we dare not dream of an uncensored DVD); that might help ease the pain of our profound loss. We'd pour out a little liquor for Tara, but fear she'd dive on the ground, mouth agape, to prevent our maudlin waste of a single drop.

Related: Reid suffers some more, and Gridskipper's (maybe final) Taradise recap has become terribly poignant.

• Taradise [E! Online]
• Press Punishes Tara Reid For Being Happy [Defamer]

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