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Tori Spelling
Once She Gets That Third Boob Installed On Her Forehead, All Bets Are Off
By Mark, 5:42 PM on Thu Mar 30 2006, 36,704 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The NY Times is absolutely right: Now that Tori Spelling's doing a show skewering how absurd her life is, there's just no joy left in mocking her.

[Before/after photo via CityRag]
- On 'So Notorious,' Tori Spelling Mocks Herself Before You Can [NY Times]
- Tori Spelling has a new show and boobs to go with it! [CityRag
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