While our Solomon-like Google Adsense bots offered embattled Mel Gibson several options for getting his life together, it seemed inevitable that he would ultimately choose the time-honored method of waiting out a public relations crisis in the comfort of rehab. A few weeks hence, Gibson will reemerge from his celebrity time-out a refreshed and more outwardly tolerant star, and this unpleasant driving-while-under-the-influence-of-anti-Semitic-devil-water business will seem like nothing more than a bad memory implanted in his brain by the Jews who run Hollywood.

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