Reminding us once again that they almost certainly have a videotape of the former Friends star sodomizing a burlap sack full of defenseless, three-legged kittens that allows them to be your one-stop shop for all Matt LeBlanc-related breaking news, the National Enquirer goes live with a World! Exclusive! on the divorce papers that the actor is reportedly filing today in a Los Angeles court. There are no details about the reasons for the split, but we imagine that things around the LeBlanc household have been pretty tense ever since his wife had to read his hilarious blow-by-blow of what his imaginary, scandal-averting lapdance was like.

• WORLD EXCLUSIVE- MATT LEBLANC IS FILING FOR DIVORCE [National Enquirer]
• Previously: Matt LeBlanc's "Enquirer" Tour De Force [Defamer]
• Matt LeBlanc Shocked By Physical Contact With Lapdancing Stripper [Defamer]

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