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Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience will finish the clip with a vague desire to lick its collective fingers and smooth back the distracting strands of hair from his forehead, wondering why his stylist didn't undo his Valkyrie Nazi-cut before allowing him to go on camera in support of a different project.
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