• Defamer

    Zero Hour

    By Seth, 8:48 PM on Fri Nov 2 2007, 831 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

    hollywood-strikewatch.jpg· 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. (Kaboom.)
    · The Zombie labor talks, meanwhile, prove no more successful.
    · Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the downside of having way too much fuck-you money.
    · Even sad Hollywood Blvd. Superman thinks "Blackout" is off-the-hizzle!
    · Next time, you may want to put some product in that, Mein Herr.
    · The Curse of the Swarovski-Encrusted Skull claims another victim.
    · Britney Spears tops the charts and crushes a cop's foot.
    · In the end, Dog the Bounty Hunter would only be done in by his n-word-loving self.
    · Lane Garrison gets 40 months.
    · The lesser Grazer makes good.
    · Katie Holmes feigns lifelike behavior in movie trailer.
    · NBC's The Office/The Other Office two-hour programming block is self-cannibalized comedy night done right!
    · Defamer can't stop partying: The Guitar Hero III launch, Family Guy's 100th episode, and Mr. T's Bowl.
    · And, finally, a farewell to Goulets.

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