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· Kiefer adjusts to life on the inside.
· Still striking, still talking.
· Leno kicks in for his employees, but which late-night host can go longest?
· Jodie Foster thanks a Cydney. Or a Sidney. Or Sydney? She didn't specify.
· Women! Power! Hollywood! (It's not as exciting as it sounds.)
· The sound of Armageddon is the sound of Ellen playing bongos.
· Stars of The Kite Runner inching their way towards their permanent safehome at the Oakwood Apartments.
· Barbara Walters fumbles with the fascinating.
· Katherine Heigl on Judd Apatow on Katherine Heigl on Knocked Up.
· "Well, I'll be! Joan van Ark, you haven't aged a day!"
· Dept. of Small Miracles: Carson Daly, back on the air.
· We've got Jennifer Love Hewitt's AssGate Fever!
· Catching up with Chinese Theater Zorro guy.
· The Dr. Phil audience bus crash: There, but for the grace of God, would we never be caught dead.
· Correction: Donald Trump not as generous as previously claimed.
· Larry and Brad: Together again.
· Clooney in the shitter.