By Seth, 9:35 PM on Fri Sep 7 2007, 1,891 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

· Were Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead caught on tape in a "compromising, intimate position?" We'd rather not think about it.
· When Bill Murray explains drunken Swedish golf cart joyriding, he makes it seem so darn logical.
· Bionic Woman to be built better, stronger, faster by some other showrunner.
· Tobey Maguire is excited to bring Robotech, about a giant dance palace for robots, to the big screen.
· Jerry Lewis begs illiterate faggos' forgiveness.
· The LAT comes up with a great way for anorexic starlets to indulge without ingesting calories, and get caught up on current events while they're at it.
· We are seriously considering dropping everything to become Mexican drag queen wrestlers.
· Jenna Fischer switches her MySpace relationship status to single.
· WachowskiWatch: Lana still Larry.
· Chinese Theater folk comment on Whoopi's first day at The View.
· Brad Pitt is nearly hugged to death by a crazed, touchy-feely fan.
· Don't worry, Ryan. You'll be swell. You'll be great.
· Fred Thompson, star of Law & Order and many crappy movies, is running for president. Just don't expect Hollywood to care.