• Defamer

    The Path To War

    By Seth, 9:00 PM on Fri Oct 19 2007, 510 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

    · Hollywood StrikeWatch: The lessons of 1988. The studios rattle their sabers with one hand, then produce a giant bouquet with the other. Is it just us, or do the writers totally get the bum end of the deal in this tug-of-pencil-war? Taking the appropriate, assistant-fucking measures.
    · IggyGate: Ellen DeGeneres falls apart over a dog. The threatening publicist call. IggyMania grips a nation. A plea to stop the Iggy madness.
    · Britney hits sock-bottom.
    · The Passion of the Grazer.
    · Barry Sonnenfeld steals the show at the HRTS luncheon.
    · Defamer hits the High Times Stony Awards green carpet.
    · Gettin' Awkward with Martha: Joey Pants's secret ingredient is pain. A Symphony in Crotch-Major.
    · Step 13: Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the engorged contents of some guy's pants in a stairwell.
    · "We'd rather smother ourselves in a vat of hot kettle corn that see Jorja leave CSI!"
    · Frankly, we have no idea what the Kid Nation revolutionaries find so terrifying about lovable Michael Jackson.
    · Brokeback 2: The Mountaining.
    · This is the dawning of the Age of the Wondershitter, but we doubt that news has yet reached The Phantom Pooper.
    · FBI agents raid David Copperfield's warehouse, discover a fighter jet and the Statue of Liberty.

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