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· The Sopranos finale: An era ends, abruptly, and to a cheese-rock score. The author insists it's all right there, but who says he gets the final word?
· The King of Happy Endings probably won't get one with his choice for President.
· Paris: Finding God, dropping the dumb girl act. The Lynwood return. The Hiltons plan their homecoming party just as most of the nation's farewell parties are winding down. Endeavor waits until they're sure she won't pick up to tell her she was dropped. The commemorative cupcake. Spidey to the rescue.
· Keeping up with NBC's new rock star's weekend bongventures.
· Brian + Gigi 4-Ever. Go ahead, let it out.
· Cruising around Burbank with the Transformers decal-mobile. Michael Bay says the movie's Megan Fox is pretty much exactly what meets the eye.
· A preview of the next generation of paparazzi bait.
· Bullets are fired after Kathy Griffin's leaves Teddy's. But does she have any enemies?
· Isaiah Washington: Behind his blues.
· Donald Trump to go all Professor Henry Higgins on a bunch of sluts' asses.
· Britney needs your help, y'all!
· Jeremy Piven fails to do thing he said he could do. Shame ensues.
· And in conclusion: Space Chimps.