Gridskipper continues to obsessively analyze each new episode of Taradise, E!'s gift to the cultural anthropologists at the future Tara Reid Center for the Study of Drunken Television Travelogues (the University of Santa Barbara is currently breaking ground on a standalone building). This week (yes, we watched, and we're pretty sure that ten minutes in we were drunk from the fumes rising from the TV), Reid proved conclusively that high levels of intoxication and low levels of intelligence don't make for thoughtful discussion of the day's most pressing issues, as the hostess responds to a dining companion's anecdote about the London bombings with this brief meditation on terrorism:

TARA: I wish all the mean people, if you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we’d have no terrorists left. Like, don’t kill innocent people for no reason. It’s not fair. We love everybody. We’d even like them if they said they’re sorry. It’s not fair that innocent people are getting hurt. It makes me sad. [pouts]

She's going to be a huge hit when the Taradise crew lands in Jerusalem for three days of wild clubbing, fine dining, and high-level peace talks.

• Taradise: Tarrarism [Gridskipper]
• Tara Reid: They’re Fake And They’re Unspectacular [Defamer]
• Wild On Tara’s Stomach [Defamer]

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