Perhaps the best thing about Wild On Tara is its important role in international diplomacy. Without E! sending goodwill ambassador Tara Reid across the globe to establish hands-on relations with foreign dignitaries*, how can the world truly understand what America is really about?

More pictures here. And don't worry if your Italian is a little rusty—Drunken Hollywood Skankalank is truly the international language.

[*According to our Italian tipster, "The guy in the pictures is Costantino Vitagliano, daytime / talk show darling, whose dubious heterosexuality has been the target of much, much so-called industry gossip."]

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