The first episode of E!'s upcoming Wild On Tara series (just like the original Wild On, but this time the host is 200% more drunk than the people who shout the name of their city followed by "WOOOOOOO!") will feature a special treat to attract viewers:

On the Aug. 10 season premiere of "Wild On Tara," Tara Reid visits Athens, Greece, where she gets together with engaged couple Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis. [...]

"Meeting up with Paris and Paris was such a highlight in Greece. Dancing at the clubs was a blast," Reid said in a statement. "There are just certain people you know you'll always have fun with, and Paris (Hilton) is definitely one of those people."

It's precisely moments like this that remind us how incredibly lucky we are to be living in L.A., where virtually every single night of the week offers an opportunity to watch Tara and Paris getting shitfaced in a club. E! is really doing the Lord's work by bringing this special experience to basic cable subscribers in Reid-deficient areas. We only wish that they hadn't chosen Wild On Tara as the show's title, because we'd secretly hoped that's what her sex tape would be called.

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