Remember all that stuff we said about Superman not being gay? If Warner Bros. marketing partners like Topps aren't even going to bother pretending, why should we? Be proud, our fabulously caped little Queer-El. Be free.

[If you're suspicious this is Photoshopped, the back of the car is here and a scanned set of cards is here.]

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