With Superman Returns reaching wide release today, it won't be long before the public finally learns that the Gay Superman Question was just a ruse perpetuated by the cryptohomosexual-agenda-obsessed media, and discovers for themselves that this latest incarnation of the hero is, in fact, a pretty obvious Jesus stand-in. But as the final blows are landed to the immobile flank of this particular dead horse, we're happy to share with you the Daily Ramblings IMDb mock-up for the still-unrealized Gay Superman Returns film, complete with nice details like a dream cast of Erick McCormack, Kathy Griffin, and Nathan Lane. Enjoy.

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