Overheard on Main Street yesterday, a guy explaining the difference between Robert Redford's glamorous bitch and the keeping-it-real stepkids of Park City: "We slipped in the back door of Plan B last night looking for after-hours. Turns out it was a Slamdance party. Slamdance people are ugly."

Bonus Overheard, Welcome to Sundance 2004 Edition: Girl on Main Street Saturday night, shouting to a friend: "Hey! You ever seen Chappelle's Show? I'm Rick James, bitch!"

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