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    And We'd Like To Thank Our Attorney, Whose Constant Support Has Kept Tom Cruise From Taking Away Our Summer Homes

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    The professional alcoholics at SorryIGotDrunk.com scanned this ad from today's Variety, in which South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone say thank you to long-suffering (but apparently good-humored) attorney Kevin Morris on his firm's 10th anniversary by posing in front of the creative aids that have enabled a decade of staggering billable hours. Cute ads in the trades are nice, but in the end, there's really no better way to reward friendship and loyalty than by making someone a shitload of money.

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    • Barnes, Morris, Klein, Mark, Yorn, Barnes & Levine 10th Anniversary [Variety]

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