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    Everybody Relax, Tobey's Doing His Crunches

    By Mark, 5:05 PM on Fri Feb 24 2006, 202 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    In response to our earlier reference to Tobey Maguire's longtime battle with poker-induced morbid obesity, an operative from the Sony lot offers an update on Spider-Man's fitness level:

    I see him working out every day at the Sony gym on the lot here in Culver City. He is slimming down for sure. When I see him on the lot I always think "My livelihood is in that guy's hands."

    In the future, we promise to think twice before posting a joke about Maguire's weight, recognizing that hundreds of people at Sony are only a Ding-Dong-binge relapse away from losing their jobs.

    • Previously: Sony Commands You To Start Caring About Spider-Man 3 [Defamer]
    • Round And Back Again: Tobey Maguire s Triumph Against His Recent Tubby Past [Defamer]

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