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    Jackson Getting Really Tired Of These Motherfucking Shampoo Bottles On His Motherfucking Plane

    It's really comforting to know that even in these uncertain, pants-crappingly terrifying times, we can always rely on Samuel L. Jackson to ensure our skies are safe from even the most cutting-edge of airborne threats.

    Our favorite scene is the one where Jackson discovers an unattended box full of Herbal Essences products underneath someone's seat, then realizing that his clean-shaven head is an inadequate testing ground, holds down a stewardess and lathers a liberal amount of shampoo into her hair to prove it's not from an explosive batch.


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