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A Defamer operative picking up some last minute Thanksgiving foodstuffs at a local grocery store ran into none other than spiritual forefather to KISS, Marilyn Manson, and pretty much any rock star who every thought that a live animal slaughter might really spruce up their act—Alice Cooper:
Turkey-day at the Silver Lake Ralph's on Glendale. Alice Cooper, in line and in Adidas sweats, with two youngsters. Methinks he was doing the dad thing and buying some last minute food items for his son Dashiell - who looks just like all the other kids at SpacelandEchoChaChaLounge. Classic moment: As soon as Alice walked out of Ralph's, the young bag boy/wannabe rocker turned to our checker and said, "Alice Cooper? What band was he in?"I'm getting old...
It goes without saying that had Cooper and his brood been the subject of a reality sitcom on MTV, this grocery-bagging, aspiring disciple of rock wouldn't have been so woefully ignorant of his immeasurable contribution to the pantheon. Now that we mention it, however, this supermarket anecdote could have been just one fun chapter of a classic Thanksgiving episode, particularly seeing how Cooper is a longtime practitioner of the dark, poultry-sacrificing arts.
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