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· Katie Holmes' PR team moves into the Get Famous Friends To Talk About How Whipped Tom Is phase of their Operation Make Katie Seem Like Any Other Totally Normal, Non-Imprisoned Working Actress campaign. Who can doubt your "quiet thunder" when Jada Pinkett Smith is bragging about it?
· A fake bid of just $9,900,101.00 could get you behind the wheel of the General Lee. [via Autoblog]
· Jay Leno has some trouble distinguishing between unfunny Latino comedians; perhaps saving him from total humiliation was that he didn't mistake old pal Paul Rodriguez for joke-stealing pariah Carlos Mencia.
· We think this could be a winning idea for L.A., which easily has the highest concentration of celebrity nail clippings in the entire world.