· Go behind the scenes of the Transformers 2 development meetings with an animated Michael Bay, Gay Megatron, and a version of Brett Ratner that's somewhat less cartoonish than the real article.
· In an Absolut world, everyone would be a douchebag with their own limousine and red-carpeted driveways.
· Victoria Beckham infected with posh-eating bacteria.
· Jeremy Piven is only the second-most foul-mouthed performer in his family.
· Enjoy the bubbles.

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