· Superclapper!
· Paris Hilton brings further shame upon her family name by haggling at a Japanese pawn shop: "We told her we'd give her another 5 percent off, as well as the tax reduction we'd already made. I figured I wouldn't always get a chance to get this close, so I asked her for an autograph. She'd said she'd give it to me, but wanted another 5 percent discount if she signed her autograph for me." [via Kaiju Shakedown]
· Surviving the 2005 tsunami has made that Victoria's Secret model into an adrenaline junkie. After all, what are the odds that she could live through clinging to a tree in raging waters for hours while 200,000 other people were killed, but then die two years later when her parachute failed to open?
· Self-awareness is really what landed Will Smith in the top ten on EW's Smart List.

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