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· Thandie Newton's knuckles: bulimia's hidden victims.
· An unspecified illness causes Sydney Pollack to pull out of Recount. His replacement: Jay Roach, who promises to bring some Austin Powers-style, genitalia-obscuring levity to HBO's movie about the 2000 elections.
· Clearly, Paul Allen was more pissed about turning Bumblebee from a VW Bug to a Camaro than he initially let on.
· The dog-mauling victim at Ving Rhames's house has now been identified, and this story gets officially reclassified from Mysterious/Deeply Disturbing to Slightly Less Mysterious/No Less Disturbing.
· And finally, we not-so-proudly (NSFW!) present Kurt Russell's (seriously...NSFW!) wang.