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· There was a time when a pompadoured Harrison Ford would've been steering that bike instead of hanging on to the waist of some punk kid for dear life and looking scared shitless. Sigh.
· One of the things we missed the most during Paris Hilton's incarceration were her socially responsible, anti-drunk-driving blog posts. We thank God every day she's free again.
· Soon to be a CBS MOW: Sucked Out At 20,000 Feet: The Chris Fogg Story.
· Even on a slow news day, you can find a semicelebrity DUI story if you look hard enough.