· We're entertaining plenty of theories on why 24's Mary-Lynn Rajskub was kissing Rush Limbaugh, but our clear-cut favorite is this: She just happens to like hearing-impaired, Republican fat guys who are developing an addiction to magic boner pills. Different strokes, and all that.
· And just like that, any burgeoning sexual attraction we might have been experiencing for the pregnant Britney Spears disappeared in a puff of purple smoke. We'd still totally do the octopus, though.
· Hey, the chick from Lost got married! No, not the cute, occasionally tomboyish one that Sawyer and Jack are fighting over. No, not the really hot one who did her brother. NO, not the Korean one. The other one. Yeah, the one who keeps cockteasing the smack-addicted Hobbit.
· TVGasm adds a passive-aggression meter to Barbara Walters' televised execution of Star Jones, hilarity ensues.

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