· This news is a little stale, but we needed to dip into the Be Careful What You Joke About File: Former professional naked person and Dancing With the Stars champ Kelly Monaco might get a shot on Desperate Housewives. Um, we were just kidding!
· Vince Vaughn: perplexed by gossip. He seems to understand other aspects of being rich and famous, though.
· We don't want to give this one away, but it involves William H. Macy's naked body, a low-budget movie, a pair of handcuffs, and a misplaced set of keys.
· And speaking of professional naked people (maybe this one's just a semipro), Wedding Crashers one-line-wonder Diora Baird's goodies are all over the internets.

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