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· Tom Cruise calls his plane Kiss Me Kate. However, it isn't named for fiancée Katie Holmes, but for his childhood desire to be fake-married to Katherine Hepburn.
· POSSIBLE "SURPRISE" ENDINGS TO THE NEW SAMUEL L. JACKSON FILM SNAKES ON A PLANE."Scenario Two: After single-handedly killing all snakes on board and landing the plane, Jackson steps onto the tarmac and removes his trench coat only to reveal that he is, in fact, made entirely out of snakes."
· We imagine that kissing Ryan Seacrest has cured people of a lot of things, but we thought that Teri Hatcher's verbal diarrhea in the presence of a camera and microphone would be resistant even to his Lourdes-like healing abilities.
· Is Colin Farrell back on the sauce? Maybe being at a party sponsored by Johnny Walker wasn't such a great idea.