· A parrot imitating a bird isn't that impressive, we guess, but just wait until you hear "evil" and "the spaceship."
· Mariah Carey has actually gone through with her threats to legally attempt to stop porn star Mary Carey from trademarking her name, out of concern that she'll be mistaken for the star of Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2.
· As the Fast Hugs blog continues to wax philosophical on Tony Danza's suitability for the Max Bialystock role in The Producers musical, we'll just sit here and laugh hysterically at that photograph.
· Disney made off with $3.26 billion this year. Wonder what kind of bonuses they gave out this Christmas?
· Jesus! It's Harrod's big deal Winter Sale! Be nice, fuck!
· Organized child crime strikes again.

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